My PhD in Failed Relationships

Evaluation of Failure to Be the Mother I So Very Much Want to Be. My final grade on that is still pending, but it did get me mentioned by name in the Academic Journal of Truly Dismal Failures (Vol.35 Number 2: Fall 2007).

Now, at 53-years-old, thanks to my peak level of wisdom in a wide range of failures, I have become a failed relationship expert.

As holder of a DFR, I may not be able to identify when your relationships are going to flourish. However, if I ever try to warn you that they’re most likely going to fail…you probably should believe me.