B is for Botox

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How does Babs manage to look so young? She doesn’t have a single wrinkle on her forehead.

Is it yoga? Is it because her kids are in college and she’s more relaxed?

Or is it . . . Botox?

Only her dermatologist knows for sure. (Of course, the fact that she can’t move her eyebrows might be a hint . . .)

Glenda was going gray. Now Glenda is going red. Tomorrow Glenda may be going black.

Middle age is a wonderful time to learn about colors!

Lisa has middle-aged spread. Lisa loathes her middle-aged spread.

Look! Lisa will lose her middle-aged spread!

Lisa is getting liposuction. Hooray for Lisa! Hooray for modern medicine! Hooray for suction-assisted fat removal!

Nora has a new hobby: not sleeping at night. She gets night sweats. She is in menopause. She is middle-aged.

Husband Ned is middle-aged, too. But he is not in menopause. He does not get night sweats. He sleeps at night.

Nora has another new hobby: waking up Ned.

Wendy is beginning to get wrinkles. She would like to get rid of them. “I wish I knew a really good wrinkle cream,” she says to her friend Wanda.

“Believe it or not, Preparation H works well,” says Wanda.

“Umm . . . but I”m not worried about my wrinkles down there," says Wendy.