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Dear Tom Hanks, I Need Your Help. Please?

Kelly Gingery, founder of the flick-tastic blog, Movie Lovers Only, asks the A-list actor for a favor

Hi Tom, may I have a brief word with you?

First off, let me say that I'm so impressed you have again decided to help out the Catholic Church by saving the Angels & chasing the Demons….or whatever it is they have you running around doing at the Vatican these days (Oh, and you have your old hair back -- good call). Yes, you are truly an all-around good guy.  In fact, it is because of that goodness that I am writing to you today.  You see, I have a dear friend who is in trouble….and I truly believe that you are the only man who can help her out.

Actually, she is a mutual friend.  A great gal that we both know and love, who lately has started to slip away.  She used to make funny, charming films and was known as "America's Sweetheart."  Now her lovely, smiling  face is rarely seen on the silver screen.  And when it is, at times I hardly recognize her.

That gal, is Meg Ryan.

I really miss our Meg, and I'm sure you do too.  Remember, this is the gal who had you whipped up in a love-sick frenzy and racing from Seattle to the top of the Empire State Building -- well, your runaway phone-stalking little kid also had something to do with that.  And don't forget, she's also the gal with whom you had a sweet, anonymous email relationship with, that ultimately turned into true love.  So what if you were a little deceitful and eventually forced her beloved book shop out of business, that's beside the point.

The bottom line Tom, is this:  If you're finally done with all the religious fervor and frenetic globe-trotting, I need your help.  Please head back to Hollywood, find our gal Meg and make us all a big, sweet, happy movie.  And while you're at it, make sure Meg reads a stack of scripts pre-selected by your team -- since whoever has been choosing hers lately could obviously use a little break.

Please Tom, write back soon and let me know if you'll be able to undertake this very important mission.  If you can't, I suppose I'll just have to resort to Plan B.
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05.23.2009
dawn altyn
Great piece but I'm a bit biased I always love your writing. So happy to be sharing with more MOVIE LOVERS!
05.23.2009
Cheryl Harrison
haha i love it - hope he takes your plea for help to heart. r.i.p. meg ryan!
05.22.2009
m atkins
Hey Kelly, Ditto, ditto, ditto. With the crashing economy, swine flu and a continuing war--- why not a little Tom and Meg. You hit on my favorite two comfort films. Less filling and tastes great-- way better for the waistline than comfort food! Maureen
I miss Meg too! Where is she hiding? My hubby will be thrilled to see her in another movie. In his words, she is "so pretty!" He likes the quirky gals (explains a lot)....anyways, if Tom pulls her into another movie, I'll have something "nice on the eyes" to watch too. Although if Tom can't pony up...Billy Crystal can always make me laugh. (which is just as sexy)
05.22.2009
Dan Harris
Are you talking about Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra? Or as Tom knows her as Meg Ryan. I still remember her as Betsy Montgomery on General Hospital. That was the only reason I watch General Hospital while in College. Luke wasn't good enough for her and Scotty was pretty boy who couldn't hold on to a five finger fitted glove on his hand. I agree Tom could talk her out of Montana and back into the studio, for another romantic comedy that my wife won't actually have to drag me to see. If Megs in it. I'm there. Maybe Meg and Tom could team up as restaurant owners that have competing restaurants in Central Ohio and they meet up at a TasteCasting event, but don't know they own competing bakeries and only after rapid fire heated exchanges on their restaurant twitter bots they learn of each others identity and then the fun begins. Just a thought. ;-)
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