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Technology for Mummies

I remember how excited we were at work to get our first word processor. It took up as much room as a small freezer.

Like most of you, I’m from that awkward generation: in the middle between people who grew up without computers and those whose thumbs are starting to change shape to accommodate texting. At 55 I'm just starting to use Facebook. Could anything be more precious?

I remember how excited we were at work to get our first word processor, a Xerox 860. We even hired a carpenter to build a special cabinet for it, to protect it from dust! It took up as much room as a small freezer. We were so in awe of it, I’m surprised we didn’t genuflect as we passed the thing.

My first office computer was an Apple IIe. This was before Windows, when everything was DOS. Do you know what DOS is? You know when you restart your computer after it crashes there’s a black screen with white letters and a blinking cursor, and you can only use the arrow and “Enter” keys to navigate because your mouse doesn’t work? That’s pretty much DOS. Try writing disciplinary memoranda on that sucker.

I’ve come a long way. Lately I’m at More.com and Facebook, and I have my own website which I created and edit myself using software called Dreamweaver. (Can anybody help me with Dreamweaver? Please?)

I only started using Facebook a few days ago and already I’m frustrated that my old friends from work who are now retired aren’t on it. These are people I cared about but didn’t stay in touch with. (They should try More.com. Same idea, but easier to use.) Every hour or so I think of somebody else with whom I shared those old days of IBM Selectrics and I wish they would start a Facebook page so I could communicate with them, but a lot of these people in my demographic don’t even have their own email (they share it with their husbands and have cute names like Two4theRoad@BigFatRV.com). Or they’re still working and they get their email through the corporate server, and they like it that way. Too damn much email anyway. Don’t want to have to check it on the weekends.

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11.03.2009
Sharon Merritt
I remember when floppy disks were actually "floppy". Now we don't even use them.
08.07.2009
Califnative
Loved the article. It brought back memories for me of the computer classes I took back in the 80's . . . DOS, the pulsing cursor, waitng for a command. One of my class assignments was to write a program. There was not much software out then and everyone thought that computers would be used mostly by schools for remediation. Who would have "thunk" we would have come this far. I would be lost without my iMac.
08.06.2009
Carra Riley
Great article which will encourage readers to participate in social media. My 90 year old mother-in-law loves e-mail. We gave her one of our old Mac computers when she was 80 and has been e-mailing for 10 years. It is her life line to family out of the area. If we lived closer I would help her with facebook which would be more fun but she really doesn't want to learn anything now. I find that some seniors do like to forward internet stories, A LOT. Each of us will find the balance we need and the key will be a mind set of being willing to learn. Most social media sites and even web sites are so user friendly IF you RTS... Read The Screen, before clicking. Learning the new technology is not going to be icing.. it is survival in the future. I would love to connect with you on facebook, twitter and other social media sites. I have my links listed on my profile page so if you want to "friend me" and yes, you said it right click on the link and let's be friends.
08.06.2009
Wendy Rodewald
This is hilarious! I'm in the generation that grew up with computers, and I'm always surprised when others my age aren't on Facebook, don't go online, can't fix their computers, etc. There are some people who are into it, and some who aren't interested in technology AT ALL--in every age group.
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