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The Face Plant: Reviving a Lost Art Form

Ah… Staff Day! 

The lessons learned on these informal retreats can often be profound and invaluable can’t they? 

It’s so important to have a day dedicated to refreshing yourself, rebuilding that team spirit and cementing the camaraderie for the coming year, isn’t it? It’s typically a day exclusively devoted to recharge and reenergize as well as to bond with your colleagues particularly when an unpredicted revival of a lost art form happens to take center stage.

Once the baby of the agency at age 22, I have now matured into the Mother of the office at a very spry and energetic 54. Through the years, despite a few tell-tale signs of aging, I still feel so young at heart that almost nothing holds me back. (Though, if truth be known, I do so wish my body knew this!)

The highlight of our team-building exercises was a wonderful, harmless old-fashioned game of kickball. Everyone plays. Well, mostly everyone. The smarter, wiser older staff tends to sit on the sidelines to serve that very important role as cheerleaders for the rest of us who need our competitive spirits fed with their ever enthusiastic screams of advice, hoots, hollers and wild applause.

Without question, staff day is a day for learning too. For some, lessons can actually be a painful experience; providing a great deal of enlightenment into some very hard truths. This year, I personally found this day particularly insightful; learning many excruciatingly important lessons in the course of just one eye blink.

My precious lessons learned:

1.  One must always consider the current functioning of one’s entire physical state despite how well you are mentally prepared for a challenge.

2. Never, ever borrow anyone else’s over-sized Crocs because they immediately turn your feet into big, unwieldy Hobbit-like appendages that make pivoting and rapidly negotiating quick turns extraordinarily difficult. 

3. First base can be very, very far away when your knee cap is popping right off your leg.

4. You don’t need much experience to slap a knee cap back in place, just an elevated state of excruciating pain and desperation.

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10.26.2009
Carra Riley
Sue, Great work of literary art! I created a video of every single point in my mind as I think in pictures. Terrific job and was lots of fun to read.. my very favorite.. #23. "Even the deepest of wrinkles miraculously disappear with sufficient swelling." You rock.. give us MORE!
10.09.2009
Diane Palombi
It is nice to have a sense of humor about your accident. I have injured myself plenty of times as a fill in player for a 20's softball team that my daughter started. Never face planted though. Softball should come with a warning when you are over 50.
How happy I am to be a sideline cheerleader! Working at my computer in a solo practice gives me all the stimulation and team-building I need for now. . . . I do recall having earned a very unpleasant yellow-and-purple face plant with bloody knees and mortally wounded stockings as a graduate student at Tulane -- tripping along a concrete sidewalk on my way to the medical school library: ouch! . . . Age does have advantages, and the more you laugh about this trauma, the more quickly you'll heal inside and out! Thanks for starting my day off with a creative friend! Have a great weekend!
10.09.2009
Anne Armand
Sue...what a dreadful experience. I kill myself just dragging a golf cart up hill. I guess it takes one of those horrible accidents to realize that our bodies have their own agenda. Anyway, I am glad that you found some humor among the ruins and that are back to the keyboard and obviously healing. Stay well and avoid kickball at all costs. Don't put that precious face at risk.
10.07.2009
Kerry
Sue, I'm surprised (not) that you haven't put a recent photo of you here! Oh my, I felt every single bit of pain you went through, just reading about it. I am so sorry! One of my favorite sayings is, "Prevention is better than cure." You might like to borrow that for your next staff day! I hope you are getting better now. xx
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