We love dads, we really do. But there are some guys who, well, would make growing up around them a tad more difficult. Presenting the 2011 Bad Daddy List. Let us know if we missed anyone.
Because he'd be borrowing our clothing and makeup.
Because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Skeery!
Because hitting on a girl who happens to be your daughter whom you don't recognize is icky. All of this happening at the funeral of your girlfriend Farrah Fawcett is uber creepy.
Because he'd whack anyone who dissed his daughter. Then we’d fade to black without ever knowing what happened.
Because who would want a dad involved in a sex scandal that now has its own word, Lewinsky.
Because friends might come over only because they have a McCrush on our dad.
Because dating would be a disaster! He would arrange dates and then give a rose to the guy/girl he liked for us.
Because if we don't do a perfect job as his child, he might fire us!
Because rehab at 20 years old and having a dad ride our coattails doesn't sound fun.
Because dads should act older than their kids.
Because we'd have to be Mets fans... not that there's anything wrong with that.
Because no matter how hard we tried, we'd always be the ugly duckling.
Because who wants to deal with those daily lectures?
Because every bad hair day and awkward puberty moment would be on Perez Hilton within seconds.
Because every Thanksgiving we'd have to recalibrate how many places to set for our siblings.
Because we think he’s hot, and that would just be SO wrong!
Because we’re not sure we'd want our college fund financed with meth earnings.
Because one mom is enough, but three?
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