Bad-Hair Club for Men

In honor of Morgan Spurlock’s new documentary Mansome, here are our picks for the worst male hairstyles of all time

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Cave Man

Fighting off woolly mammoths meant no time for combing—or shampooing.

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Powdered Wig

Fussy hairpieces topped with talc? No wonder crowds cried, “Off with their heads!”

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Hippie Long Hair

Fine for rockers, but did we need midlife businessmen to adopt the locks?

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Chrome Dome

Michael Jordan’s sexy shave becomes embarrassing on the average balding dude.

The Mullet

“Business in the front, party in the back”—and stupid all the way around.

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Modern Cave Man

Johnny Depp channels forebears’ bob. (France approves; the U.S., not so much.)


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Christopher Silas Neal

First published in the June 2012 issue

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