Books That Celebrate the B Word

Satisfy your inner witch with these "bitch" books.

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'Taming Your Alpha Bitch' by Rebecca Grado & Christy Whitman

In this guide to getting what you want out of life (amazon.com), the authors suggest you summon your inner Alpha Bitch. "She pursues her goals witha forceful, aggressive, 'take no prisoners' approach. And she will use whatever it takes—including overbearing, controlling, competitive and disruptive behaviors—to prove her importance and protect her hard-earned status."

'I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in this Relationship' Edited by Wade Rouse

Dog-loving humorists, including Jen Lancaster, Annabelle Gurwitch and Beth Kendrick, have contributed to this enjoyable anthology (amazon.com) about what it means to share one's life with a canine companion.

'Bitch is the New Black' by Helena Andrews

Journalist Andrews (politico.com, theroot.com), a self-described smart-ass, chronicles her life as a young, black political reporter in Washington, D.C.  (amazon.com)

'Bitches on a Budget' by Rosayln Hoffman

This snarky, entertaining finance tome (amazon.com) is "for women who want to look, feel, and live rich when the economy—and their pocketbook—is in the toilet. Face it, good times or bad, there are just some things a bitch shouldn't live without."

'The Bitch in the House" Edited by Cathi Hanauer

"This book was born out of anger," writes Hanauer in the introduction to this fierce, feminist collection (amazon.com) about sex, solitude, work, motherhood and marraige. Look for essays by Kate Christensen, Helen Schulman, Elisaa Schappell and others.

'The Bitch Posse' by Martha O'Connor

In this angsty, edgy novel (amazon.com), three outcasts form a friendship as seniors in high school. When we meet them again they're women in their mid-thirties, struggling to cope with the past.

'Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women' by Elizabeth Wurtzel

The Prozac Nation author makes her case for difficult women in this biography of the bad girl (amazon.com). "Now that Mother Teresa is finally dead," she writes in the introduction, "It is safe to say that the Goody Two-Shoes as real, live girl has so thoroughly fallen from grace in recent years that those branded with virtue—perhaps with a scarlet letter 'V' on their foreheads, like two fingers signing for peace—will go as far as taking off their clothes just to change the label."

'The Girl's Guide to Being a Boss (Without Being a Bitch)" by Caitlin Friedman and Kimberly Yorio

This workplace advice book (amazon.com) is geared to women in charge, with guides on delegating, disciplining and running the roost like a "Good Witch" instead of being "the Big Bitch."

'Good Christian Bitches' by Kim Gatlin

Described as "Desperate Housewives on steroids," this cheeky new novel follows Amanda Vaughn, a recently divorced mother of two, who moves back to her affluent Dallas hometown where her old friends her primed to destroy her reputation. (amazon.com)

'Happy Bitch' by Keryl Pesce

"I went from a pathetic shell of a person, dependent on and married to Mr. Wrong, to a super confident, happy bitch, married to a guy who can't seem to do enough for me," writes Pesce in her empowering advice book geared to women who want to lose their emotional baggage and find happiness. (amazon.com)

'Kitchen Bitch' by Tony Chavez

In kitchens around the world, the chef is always right, as Chavez learns when he goes behind the scenes to find out what makes a restaurant kitchen run. (amazon.com)

'Poor Little Bitch Girl' by Jackie Collins

Jackie Collins, goddess of the guilty pleasure novel (amazon.com), returns with another sexy story about murder, movie stars and good old Hollywood debauchery.

'The Seven Year Bitch' by Jennifer Belle

When her best friend announces that she's leaving her husband, Izzy Brilliant begins to ponder her next move. After seven years of marriage and motherhood and feeling like a total you-know-what, is it time to leave it all behind? (Buy the novel at amazon.com)

'Skinny Bitch: Home, Beauty & Style' by Kim Barnouin

Barnouin has built a best-selling books empire on the b-word. In her latest addition to the Skinny Bitch series, she turns to the home, with tips for readers on how to create a sustainable wardrobe, how to read labels that claim to be "All Natural" and "Nontoxic," and more. (amazon.com)

'Stitch 'n Bitch' by Debbie Stoller

Stoller helped popularize knitting for a new generation of women with this quirky pattern book (amazon.com) for "chicks with sticks."

'Yoga Bitch' by Suzanne Morrison

Self proclaimed cynic Suzanne Morrison turned to yoga to cope with her panic attacks and find a little enlightenment. Before long, her instructor convinced her to pack her bags and head to Bali for a two-month long yoga teacher-training program. Morrison chronicles the experience, and her path to inner peace, in this wry, engaging memoir (amazon.com).

'Cancer Is a Bitch (Or, I'd Rather Be Having a Midlife Crisis)' by Gail Konop Baker

It’s Valentine’s Day and Baker, a mother of three, has an appointment with the oncologist. "Cancer is a bitch," she declares. "It doesn’t give a shit about my holidays." And so begins Baker’s sharp, funny, relatable tale of her experience with the disease-and the gnawing fear that it will come back. Or, as she puts it, every mammogram feels like a "call back" for an audition. Available at Amazon.com.

 

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First Published October 4, 2011

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