1. You ALWAYS have cheese in your fridge
2. And if there isn't any, it calls for an emergency trip to the grocery store
3. You spend the most amount of time in the cheesy section of the store
4. And you sometimes get strange looks for how much you purchase
cashier: whoa 58 boxes of Mac and Cheese, having a party tonight?— paperwash© (@PaperWash) September 23, 2015
5. You're glued to the cheddar plate at social gatherings
6. "Everything's better with cheese on it"
"Put cheese on it."— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) May 31, 2014
"Put cheese on it."
"Really now, you-"
"Everything gets better with cheese on it."
"Sir, it's a BROKEN LEG."
7. Most of your meals revolve around cheese
8. You love eating handfuls of shredded cheese while you wait for your meal to cook
9. Burnt cheese has you feelin' some type of way
10. And this picture probably has you drooling:
11. There's no such thing as too much cheese
[Dr.]— Ninjar (@_NinJar) November 6, 2013
"Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die"
*slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth*
"Don't do it"
12. Any diet you've tried has most likely failed because of your devotion to cheese
Me: This diet is gonna work!
Cheese: I don't think so.
13. At restaurants: "Can I add cheese to that?"
14. You know this struggle
Parmesan Sir?— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 8, 2014
*Grates entire hand*
Please...I have a family.
15. Wine is incomplete without cheese
16. You appreciate a like-minded cheesy individual
My favorite's gouda!
17. And you don't trust people who don't like cheese
Who do you think you are?
18. Cheese is a legitimate present to give you for special occasions
19. And your wedding vows will probably go something like this:
(Wedding)— Mostly AFK Bice (@Pro_Jones_) January 10, 2016
Priest: They've written their vows
Wife: *recites beautiful vows*
Me: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount