1 / 7
This "sexy" Monster's Inc.costume is the perfect way to sexually confuse anybody who has actually seen the movie. Because they're either 5 years old, or watched it with a 5 year old.
2 / 7
I can't even fathom what kind of person would ruin a classic film by using it as an excuse to put their cleavage on display. If you only had a heart...
Full-Body Leopard Suit
3 / 7
This Halloween, remember: Nobody cares about your face. Seriously. As long as we can see the outline of your ass, you're good.
Native American Chief
4 / 7
Dressing up as a half-naked Native American Chief is a great way to let everyone know you know nothing about other cultures. Bonus points if you refer to yourself as Indian all night.
Chinese Take Out
5 / 7
No. Just... No. There is nothing sexy about a paper box that sits in the back of your fridge for a week collecting condensation.
6 / 7
What do people who wear this as a costume have in common with an actual Lava Lamp? They've probably both been living in a basement for the last decade.
7 / 7
Let's be honest: This isn't even a costume, it's just a really ugly dress.