What we think historical heroines like Pocahontas and Georgia OKeeffe would have tweeted in 140 characters or less
Wondering if new hottie’s name is really @JohnSmith. #suspicious
Signed up for a flower painting class. Hope it’s not boring. #vaginas
John’s off to Paris again while I’m stuck @home with the kids. #PagingBettyFriedan
Not in any rush to start dating again. Still not over @CousinAlbert. #Match #JDate
Saw #SouthPacific on #Broadway. Made no sense whatsoever. #UnenchantedEvening
Screwed up my eyeliner today. Hard to work with kohl. #SomebodyPleaseInventMaybelline
#Retweeting is lame. Think for yourselves, you twits. #Fountainhead #Dunderheads
My mom found my diaries in my dresser drawer. I am so busted. #Groundedforlife
Just flew solo across #Atlantic Ocean. Without a bathroom. #TryTHATfellas @MileagePlus
Anyone recommend good tweezers? @Diego is complaining. #Revlon #unibrow
@Clyde dropping by tonight on way to ATM. #BankOfAmerica
I want to be alone. Stop following me.
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