Tweets from History's Famous Women

What we think historical heroines like Pocahontas and Georgia OKeeffe would have tweeted in 140 characters or less

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@Pocahontas

Wondering if new hottie’s name is really @JohnSmith. #suspicious

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@GeorgiaOKeeffe

Signed up for a flower painting class. Hope it’s not boring. #vaginas

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@AbigailAdams

John’s off to Paris again while I’m stuck @home with the kids. #PagingBettyFriedan

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@QueenVictoria

Not in any rush to start dating again. Still not over @CousinAlbert. #Match #JDate 

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@MargaretMead

Saw #SouthPacific on #Broadway. Made no sense whatsoever. #UnenchantedEvening

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@Cleopatra

Screwed up my eyeliner today. Hard to work with kohl. #SomebodyPleaseInventMaybelline

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@AynRand

#Retweeting is lame. Think for yourselves, you twits. #Fountainhead #Dunderheads

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@AnaisNin

My mom found my diaries in my dresser drawer. I am so busted. #Groundedforlife

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@AmeliaEarhart

Just flew solo across #Atlantic Ocean. Without a bathroom. #TryTHATfellas @MileagePlus  

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@FridaKahlo

Anyone recommend good tweezers? @Diego is complaining. #Revlon #unibrow

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@BonnieParker

@Clyde dropping by tonight on way to ATM. #BankOfAmerica

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@GretaGarbo

I want to be alone. Stop following me.

 

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First published in the May 2013 issue of More

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