1 / 10
This outfit on a teenager in Japan in July = marginally tasteful, as long as the teenager is a prostitute and it's a particularly muggy day. This outfit at the premiere of On the Road? Not so much.
Helena Bonham Carter
2 / 10
For the London premiere of Les Miserables, HBC just picked up the wrappings from her children's Christmas presents from the floor and added a jaunty belt to hold it all together. Oh wait, scratch the belt part.
3 / 10
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5 / 10
Hathaway flashed the world her vagina when she exited her limo in this dress. And that's still not our least-favorite thing about it.
6 / 10
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The most disturbing thing about her look from the Los Angeles premiere of This Is 40 is that we can't tell if she's joking.
Samuel L. Jackson
8 / 10
"Yeah, I know it's the premiere of my big movie Django Unchained, but my head was cold. So I put a condom on it."
9 / 10
10 / 10
Tom, even your hotness cannot excuse your wearing jeans and a ballcap to the premiere of Jack Reacher. Tom Cruise is there - show some respect.