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If Eric Carle Was a Disgruntled Mother

Brown bear, brown bear what do you see?

I see a wad of gum where it shouldn’t be.

Red bird, red bird what do you see?

I see laundry multiplying before me.

Yellow duck, yellow duck what do you see?

I see fingerprints staring back at me.

Blue horse, blue horse what do you see?

I see tufts of dog hair floating in the breeze.

Green frog, green frog what do you see?

I see dirty dishes calling out to me.

Purple cat, purple cat what do you see?

I see crumbs on the floor beckoning to me.

White dog, white dog what do you see?

I see an old dog who can’t hold her pee.

Black sheep, black sheep what do you see?

I see too much Sponge Bob and Wizards of Waverly.

Goldfish, goldfish what do you see?

I see a bathtub filled with bubbles and Barbies.

Teacher, teacher what do you see?

I see a backpack filled with papers I must read.

Children, children what do you see?

I see a margarita on the rocks, and it’s not for me!

Originally published on BlondeMomBlog.com


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