Yesterday, I was this sick AND the kids had a day off from school.
I believe that there are few experiences more worthy of the title “Mother Torture” than the following combination:
1. Very sick mom
2. Kids’ day off school
3. Day after Easter, rich with loads of Easter candy
Okay, if the power had gone out and I had lost my ability to use the TV as a surrogate mother, it would have qualified as Gitmo-certified Mother Torture. Luckily, we had power.
It’s nearly 2 p.m. I guess I’ll go to bed.