1 / 8
The words “New Fall Fashion” might be splashed across her hip, but Sarah Jessica Parker’s flirty ensemble reads more like “Valentine’s Day in April.”
2 / 8
Quick, get the champagne! Start the countdown! Happy New Ye … wait, it’s not New Year’s yet? Beyonce’s dress told me it was.
3 / 8
Harper’s makes a bold fashion statement here by not really showing the clothes at all and instead relying on the trendsetting power of Lea Michele’s bare back.
4 / 8
Okay, so this cover is season appropriate; Kate looks stunning and the dress conjures a dreamy autumnal romance, but still, it’s Vogue! They’ve got 758 pages of fall fashion packed in there! Show us the non-renaissance-themed goods!
5 / 8
Cosmo, we don’t expect all that much from you when it comes to fashion. Who can focus on clothes when the headline “What Your Va-Jay-Jay Is Dying to Tell You” is taunting us from the corner of the page? But that doesn’t mean you have to throw up the white (halter dress) flag in complete surrender.
6 / 8
A sweater! At last, a sweater! It is fall after all! Not quite sure what the fashion statement is here other than “boobs are in,” but we’ll let it slide.
7 / 8
Her pants say fall, but her top says “Brrr, I wish I had funky fall coat to layer on top.”
8 / 8
The shorts look a little chilly for fall, but we’re imagining some extravagant, insulated feather-covered booties on Gwen’s feet to compensate. We’re just happy the girl’s got sleeves.