19 Dads We're Glad We Didn't Have

We love dads, we really do. But there are some guys who, well, would make growing up around them a tad more difficult. Presenting the 2011 Bad Daddy List. Let us know if we missed anyone.

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Steven Tyler

Because he'd be borrowing our clothing and makeup.

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Jack Nicholson in "The Shining"

Because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Skeery!

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Ryan O'Neal

Because hitting on a girl who happens to be your daughter whom you don't recognize is icky. All of this happening at the funeral of your girlfriend Farrah Fawcett is uber creepy.

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James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano on "The Sopranos"

Because he'd whack anyone who dissed his daughter. Then we’d fade to black without ever knowing what happened.

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Bill Clinton

Because who would want a dad involved in a sex scandal that now has its own word, Lewinsky.

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Charlie Sheen

Because LOSING.

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Patrick Dempsey

Because friends might come over only because they have a McCrush on our dad.

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Chris Harrison

Because dating would be a disaster! He would arrange dates and then give a rose to the guy/girl he liked for us.

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Donald Trump

Because if we don't do a perfect job as his child, he might fire us!

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Michael Lohan

Because rehab at 20 years old and having a dad ride our coattails doesn't sound fun.

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David Arquette

Because dads should act older than their kids.

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Jerry Seinfeld

Because we'd have to be Mets fans... not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Brad Pitt

Because no matter how hard we tried, we'd always be the ugly duckling.

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Bill Cosby as Cliff Huxtable on "The Cosby Show"

Because who wants to deal with those daily lectures?

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Barack Obama

Because every bad hair day and awkward puberty moment would be on Perez Hilton within seconds.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger

Because every Thanksgiving we'd have to recalibrate how many places to set for our siblings.

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Jon Hamm as Don Draper on "Mad Men"

Because we think he’s hot, and that would just be SO wrong!

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Bryan Cranston as Walter White on "Breaking Bad"

Because we’re not sure we'd want our college fund financed with meth earnings.

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Bill Paxton as Bill Henrickson on "Big Love"

Because one mom is enough, but three?


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First Published Wed, 2011-06-15 18:24

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