James Bond Villains We’d Like To See

The world’s most successful spy series celebrates its 50th anniversary with the November 9 release of movie #23, Skyfall, starring Daniel Craig as 007 and Javier Bardem as the latest in a too-long line of macho villains. Sure, in 1963’s From Russia with Love, Colonel Rosa Klebb (Lotte Lenya) tackled Bond with her poison-tipped shoe, but since then, the series’ bad girls have been few and secondary. More got to wondering why, in the age of such kick-ass stars as Angelina Jolie and Uma Thurman, women don’t get more shots at playing Bond arch-villains. Here, some suggestions.

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Villain: Maggie Smith

Weapon of Choice: Withering Look

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Villain: Helen Mirren

Weapon of Choice: 67-year-old Killer Body


Villain: Paula Deen

Weapon of Choice: Cholesterol Bomb

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Villain: Snooki

Weapon of Choice: Tanning Bed


Villain: Real Housewives’ Ramona Singer

Weapon of Choice: Lethal Mood Swings

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Villain: Lena Dunham

Weapon of Choice: Disarming Disrobing

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Villain: Angela Merkel

Weapon of Choice: Deadly Downsizing


Villain: Wendy Williams

Weapon of Choice: Wig him out

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Villain: Jillian Michaels

Weapon of Choice: Kettlebell


Villain: Sofia Vergara

Weapon of Choice: He’ll just die trying

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Villain: Shirley MacLaine

Weapon of Choice: Kill him in this life…and another…and another


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First Published Mon, 2012-10-22 16:24

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