The green man has a magnetic butt you can stick paper clips to. There’s also space to keep your pens, pencils, and sticky notes in one place with this hilarious Butt Station. And that’s a dispenser for tape, not toilet paper.
The Butt Station in red, blue, and orange, $18, urbanoutfitters.com=
Try this pen that looks like a crayon whether you’re signing a contract or writing yourself a note. Remember the days of coloring books and Crayola crayons with names like Robin’s Egg Blue and Macaroni and Cheese? We do, too.
Crayon Executive Pen, $12.99 (black) and $14.99 (red), thinkgeek.com
Gift your protégé or a family member new to the corporate world these entertaining and informative flashcards of essential office vocabulary.
Corporate Slang Flashcards, $10 for 50 illustrated cards, uncommongoods.com
Dr. Freud acts as your fortune-telling magic eight ball. Take a quick break with your colleagues to ask Freud your silliest or your most self-indulgent questions.
Dr. Freud’s Therapy Ball, $7.99, officeplayground.com
"Take At Least One Mug By Mouth Every Day" as this cheeky prescription printed coffee cup suggests. For the coffee addict in your life (it’s okay if that’s you).
Xenon Studios "Caffeiene" Prescription Small Mug, $15, cafepress.com
Ew, did someone actually put a chewed piece of gum on the memo board? Thankfully, no. These high-powered magnets only look like wads of gum. That piece of paper is not going anywhere.
Stuck Up Magnets, $6.95 for four assorted magnets, paper-source.com
This box calendar for your desktop includes the best of the Shoebox comics to make you laugh each day. Sharing with your coworkers is encouraged.
Laugh til the Mascara Runs 2011 Daily Box Calendar, $13.99, freeshipcalendars.com