It seems sex is having a Goldilocks moment: The act is either too short or too long, leaving many wishing it were just right.

The Huffington Post reports a recent survey by (naturally) the condom company Durex finds half of Americans complain about how long intercourse lasts, with 25 percent wishing they had more quickies (10 minutes or less) and 38 percent saying sex ends too fast.

Sadly, trying to get the lovemaking timer set accurately seems a far-off fantasy for lots of folks. According to the website, nearly half of those surveyed said they’d put eyes on Bigfoot sooner than reach the Big O simultaneously with their lover.

We think Goldilocks would agree: That’s just not right.

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