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Slutty Halloween

Halloween isn't what it used to be. What was once a holiday devoted to kids in cute-as-can-be costumes, it's now rated as a favorite holiday among adults, and when we say RATED, we mean X-RATED. 

by Susan Swimmer • Fashion Features Editor

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Marie Antoinette

Sure, sure, she ascended the throne as a teen, rocked a nation and possibly ignited the French Revolution, but  today's version of the so-called Queen of Fashion has gone vamp.

 

Ricky's Costume Superstore Marie Antoinette costume, $30; rickyshalloween.com.
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Courtesy of Ricky's Costume Store

Alice in Wonderland

A fresh take on a children's classic. Or something.

 

Alice in Wonderland costume, $37; halloweencostumes.com
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Courtesy of Halloweencostumes.com

Dirty Cop

Um, can we make a citizen's arrest?

 

Dirty Cop costume, $48; halloweencostumes.com
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Courtesy of Halloweencostumes.com

Little Red Riding Hood

Basket? Check. Red cape? Check. Incredibly inappropriate dress with breasts hanging out? Check, check. This one isn't heading to grandmother's house.

 

Little Red Riding Hood plus-size costume, $31; amazon.com
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Courtesy of Amazon.com

Ghostbuster

Problem solved: What to wear when you are a ghost hunting parapsychologist. 

 

Ghostbuster costume, $48; halloweencostumes.com
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Courtesy of Halloweencostumes.com

Top Gun Flight

When you wear something like this, it's clear you're a highly trained, incredibly talented, top-level security cleared navy pilot. OBVIOUSLY.

 

Top Gun Flight, $49; halloweencostumes.com
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Courtesy of Halloweencostumes.com

Devil

Who made you do it? Oh right, right, right...the DEVIL made you do it.

 

Devil costume, $46; amazon.com
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Courtesy of Amazon.com

Sailor

There's an old, filthy joke about a submarine filled with sailors, and somehow that's the only thing that comes to mind when looking at this costume. Which, we assume, is the whole point.

 

Sailor costume, $30; amazon.com
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Courtesy of Amazon.com

Butterfly

In today's Halloween costume landscape, even the beautiful butterfly looks like a ho.

 

Butterfly costume, $31; amazon.com
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Courtesy of Amazon.com

Hermione Granger

This would be the version that didn't quite make it into J. K. Rowling's final book.

 

Hogwarts Witch costumer, $48; yandy.com
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Courtesy of Yandy.com

Cookie Monster

We didn't think it was possible to sexualize Cookie Monster, but clearly we hadn't considered the possibility that "Cookie blue" was available in sheer illusion netting. 

 

Cookie Monster costume, $57; yandy.com
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Courtesy of Yandy.com

Hamburger

Because a sexy hot dog would be too obvious?

 

Hamburger costume, $40; yandy.com
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Courtesy of Yandy.com

Wednesday Addams

Well, we knew she had a dark side, so it's not impossible to make the leap to something dark AND trampy.

 

Wednesday Addams costume, $50; buycostumes.com

 

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