Because sometimes it’s worth paying a premium
If it’s cheap, it has bed bugs.
Worth paying extra for the kind that includes oxygen.
Instead of a surgeon, you'd get Scotch tape.
The “doctor” would give us a Hoover vacuum cleaner.
With a premium below $100, the deductible would be $8 million.
The only planner this cheap is a mother. And you’ll pay in other ways.
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