For years my family and friends have told me that I should write a book or do standup and share all of the things that I rant and rave about (mostly my friends and family) with the world. Since I just recently realized that I have adult ADD (I always assumed I was just mildly stupid), I don’t know that I would ever finish a book. Stand up requires travel, actual planned routines and a great wardrobe. Being that I was single mom for 7 years (which I will rant about soon enough) travel was out. Planned routines would require remembering more than 5 seconds of material and I’ve already explained the whole ADD thing. However, we all know those are just excuses the truth is, I just don’t have a thing to wear.