A tongue-in-cheek review of the stages of man.
At 40: That the tribal tattoo he got at 20 makes him look like a tool.
At 50: That he’s reached the last rung on his personal-success ladder.
At 60: That there’s such a thing as dad jeans and that any jeans worn by a 60-year-old man probably qualify.
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At 40: Penis.
At 50: Penis.
At 60: Penis.
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At 40: Breasts.
At 50: Legs.
At 60: Brain.
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At 40: The Star Wars action figures his mom tossed years ago.
At 50: A Ducati Superbike 848 EVO.
At 60: His first grandchild.
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At 40: Still got it.
At 50: Pretty sure he’s lost it.
At 60: Had it, lost it, found something new.
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At 40: You’re the MILF, he’s the paperboy coming to collect.
At 50: You’re the cheerleader, he’s the school guidance counselor, and boy, do you need a letter of recommendation!
At 60: You’re Christine Lagarde, administering the pill that will improve his economic indicator.
Brian Alexander is a coauthor of The Chemistry Between Us: Love, Sex and the Science of Attraction. Click here to buy.
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