22 of the Strangest Things Jaden Smith Has Ever Tweeted
by Jasmine Gordon
Jaden Smith has accomplished a lot by age 17. The son of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith has made a name as a rapper, a dancer, and lately, a gender-bending high fashion model — which earned him comparisons to the late gender-bending star David Bowie. Whether you’re a die-hard Jaden fan or aren’t quite feeling the young star, there’s no denying that he’s published some pretty strange updates to his social media accounts. We’ve compiled a list of 22 of the strangest things ever published to his Twitter account, @officialjaden.
Maybe He Should Stop Tweeting?
“I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy. Shouts Out To @Time.” — October 4, 2013
He Believes in Mass Societal Destruction?
“You Do Not Know Who You Are Or Why Your Here So When You See Someone Who Does The Society Comes Together As A Whole And Destroys Them.” — March 7, 2014
Alcohol in the Eyes Sounds Painful
“Water In The Eyes And Alcohol In The Eyes Are Pretty Much The Same I Know This From First Hand Experience.” — March 3, 2014
Newborns Are the Smartest
“If NewBorn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.” — September 12, 2013
Relationships Should Be 200%
“People Think A RelationShip Makes You Whole, That It’s Two 50%’s Coming Together To Make 100% When It Should Be Two 100%’s Making 200%.” — March 4, 2014
Wait, Eyes Aren’t Real?!?!?
“How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real.” — May 1, 2013
He’s Worried about Our Soil
“There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER.” — October 10, 2013
He’s Anti Book-Learning
“If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.” — September 13, 2013
You Know if You’re Aware
“Unawareness Is The Only Sin, And If You Were Aware You Would Know.” — April 22, 2014
Trees Are Blue?
“Most Trees Are Blue.” — March 23, 2013
“All The Rules In This World Were Made By Someone No Smarter Than You. So Make Your Own.” — September 9, 2013
He Is What He Is
“People Use To Ask Me What Do You Wanna Be When You Get Older And I Would Say What A Stupid Question The Real Question Is What Am I Right Now.” — September 5, 2013
He’s a Twi-Hard?
“I Watch Twilight Every Night.” — July 17, 2012
Dying Is Mainstream
“Dying Is My MainStream #MONEY.” — December 21, 2012
Magazines Are Fake
“Anything You See In Any Magazine Ever Is Fake.” — July 4, 2014
He’s a Shia Fan
“Obviously Shia LaBeouf And Edgar Casey Are The Only Ones Who Know What’s Going On Here.” — May 13, 2014
School Is Brainwashing
“School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth.” — September 12, 2013
He Thinks about Bookstores
“If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It.” — August 6, 2013
“Chemtrails.” — September 30, 2015