This Hilarious Parody Has Solved Women’s ‘Headphones In Ears’ Condition

by Hannah Marsh

This Hilarious Parody Has Solved Women’s ‘Headphones In Ears’ Condition

All-female comedy group “Honest Monster” has created a hilarious response to the article that teaches men how to talk to women wearing headphones, and it’s AMAZING.


If you’ve read the article, “How to Talk to a Woman Who is Wearing Headphones,” you know that headphone-wearing is turning out to be a debilitating disorder that is keeping women lonely, single, and altogether unhappy without a man in their lives.


“Headphones in Ears” is an unfortunate condition that women worldwide are struggling with, making it impossible for men to approach women in an effort to blossom a new relationship, and up until now, there hasn’t been a remedy. Thankfully, though, an all-female comedy group called Honest Monster has discovered the “douchebag cure” — i.e. a man can “save” a woman who is wearing headphones in her ears by simply telling her to take them out.


It works like a charm every time, and women everywhere are thanking douchebags for finally breaking through the boundaries they have set.


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Because some people seem to actually think these kinds of things are OK to do, we feel the need to qualify that this is all complete satire.


Regardless of gender, it’s a pretty universal sign that if someone has headphones in and/or is avoiding eye contact, they genuinely aren’t trying to give off a mixed signal — they just don’t want to talk to you.


So, if you really want to know the best way to talk to a woman wearing headphones? Don’t.