Everyone's favorite trio—Kim, Kourtney, and Khloé—always have something outrageous to say. Kim's the confident, sometimes clueless one. Kourtney's the sassy, relatable one. And Khloé's just hilariously weird. Love them or hate them, they're always entertaining and aren't afraid to say what's on their minds. See if you can decipher which Kardashian sister said which quote.
"My baby is already more famous than you will ever be."
I mean, she's not wrong. North West and Saint West have already caught more media attention than we ever will, not to mention more money. Even their diapers are probably Victoria's Secret.
"Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you."
Thanks for the advice, Khlo.
"I rented my mom a monkey for the week because she had a syndrome where she missed children in the house."
Yup, it happened. The monkey's name was Suzie. Momma Kris was tired of the monkey business after only one day.
"I'm such a bitch when I'm hungry. Like, stone cold biatch."
Us too, Kourt. Us too.
"I could literally slap the shit out of you and feel so much better."
Queen Kourtney strikes again! She's always been a self-proclaimed sasshole, and this just proves it. Maybe she should have slapped Scott more often.
"I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples— perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life."
We don't doubt it.
"I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup."
Of course this diva doesn't have time to ruin her makeup by crying. She has more important things to do. The tears can wait.
"Kim, there's people that are dying."
Perhaps one of the best Kardashian quotes of all time, Kourtney said this to Kim, who was bawling over losing a diamond earring in the ocean. Obviously Kourt has her priorities straight.
"My sisters say I am a bitch"
Loud and proud, the youngest Kardashian sister doesn't care what other people think.
"I'll sit here and cry and watch The Titanic and wish that I had some romance in my life."
"There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's like Louis Vuitton baggage."
Only the very best for the Kardashian klan.
"Let's get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?"
This quote is from years ago, but Khloé Kardashian called it before any of us. She jokingly asked Bruce if he swung both ways, never predicting that his sexuality and gender identity would be major public conversation later on.
On golfing: "I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls."
Khloé isn't shy about her ball preference. At all.
"If I was a man, I would want to know what it's like to have sex with myself. I would just want to know what it would feel like hitting it from the back."
Is it just us, or does this eerily sound like something Kim's hubby Kanye West would say? They're a match made in heaven.
"I start laughing at Kim when she's crying, cuz I just can't help it. She has this ugly crying face."
Everyone knows about Kim Kardashian's ugly crying face. She has inspired thousands of memes, and even sis Kourtney can't help but laugh at her.