Beauty experts agree that their tools and products aren't always the most intuitive things to use. So while they're actually named things like "hair gel" or "bobby pins," we sat down to give them the names they should have. What tool should you turn to when your locks are too flat? "Eat Me" cake, of course! While these names might confuse your friends and family in real life, we're certainly going to add them to our repertoire. "Be right down, I'm putting on my Disney hair!"
1. Brush: Bedroom Microphone
You know you do it.
2. Curling Iron: First-Aid Education
Honestly, nothing will teach you more about burns.
3. Hairspray: Stunning Spell
4. Mousse: Foamy Foamy Foam-Foam
Mousse: The most fun you've had since Floam.
5. Hair Gel: Hair Laminate
Make your hair feel like plastic!
6. Dry Shampoo: Shower in a Can
Some days you just don't have time.
7. Hair Ties: Bracelets
If you buy your bracelets way too small.
8. Bobby Pins: Breadcrumbs
Just follow the trail of bobby pins, you'll find me.
9. Blow Dryer: Workout Reminder
You know it's time to hit the gym when your blow dryer is too heavy.
10. Straightener: "Drink Me" Potion
For when your hair is too big.
11. Diffuser: "Eat Me" Cake
For when your hair is too small.
12. Crimper: Hair Waffle Iron
Except not as delicious.
13. Shaver: Head Mower
It's kind of terrifying to think about.
14. Extensions: Disney Hair
So that's how they do it.
15. Hairband: Mötley Crüe
"Friday night and I need a fight / My motorcycle and a switchblade knife / Handful of grease and my hair feels right."
16. Water: Undo
When things go wrong, there's always water.
What hair products or tools did we leave out? Do you have a special name for your favorite beauty supplies? Share it with us!