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Taco Bell's Designer Jewelry Is The Fast Food Trend We Never Actually Wanted

These officially-licensed products mean we can eat our junk food obsessions and wear them, too!

Most people looking for jewelry around the holidays start at the nearest mall. However, this year, the food court might be the place to go for all of your gift-giving.

Taco Bell has officially come out with some super-chic rings that will truly speak to any Doritos Locos-lover. So while most go for the diamond ring this time of the year, you and your loved one can truly stand out from the crowd this season. At $25 per ring set from Taco Bell's Taco Shop, it's bound to be a much cheaper investment, too!


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For those of you who like to mix it up, there's a black version of the rings with "live" and "mas" for the same price, that communicate the same reminder to pick up a triple steak burrito on your way home.

And if tacos aren't really your thing, have no fear. Other fast food brands are getting in on the action, too.

For all of our pizza lovers out there, Pizza Hut has a collection of clothing from its website (appropriately titled "Pizza Hut Swag") so you can not only eat your obsession, but you can wear it, too! Who needs Facebook when this sweatshirt can accurately tell the world your relationship status?

Pizza Hut

Of course, there's also a perfect hat to shield all of your haters.

Pizza Hut

And of course the holiday season is famous for its scents, so naturally KFC has given us a fried-chicken-smelling candle to light up our homes this year. Because coming home to apple cinnamon and sugar cookie aromas are insanely overrated.

Maybe the most puzzling of all of this year's questionable stocking stuffers is Cheetos' line of ~glamorous~ gifts in its holiday collection.

The "Chestora Collection" includes 18 karat gold earrings and a matching ring that is going for no less than $20,000. The catch? Only one set is available, so if you want to get your honey (or yourself) a little something special this Christmas, you better make like a cheetah and get to it fast.


Also among the highlights of Cheetos' holiday collection includes:

Cheeteau Perfume (with a cheesy scent, of course. Because nothing arouses our senses like a nice whiff of Gouda combined with a sharp splash of cheddar)


Colour de Cheetos Bronzer (even though the goal of bronzing is to make you look not-orange)


And of course Chester Cheetah's Cheesy Cufflinks, for all of your cheese-filled, holiday gatherings.


The best part? You don't even have to leave the couch. Order these gifts for your friends and family straight from the Cheetos website this season. 

Some of these junk food-inspired presents might seem... dare we say, cheesy? But with the variety of restaurant and junk food options to choose from, there's bound to be something for everyone on your list!

...Or it will at least give them something to taco-bout.

Hannah Marsh

Hannah is a Texas-born, Iowa-raised alumna of Iowa State University. When not writing trending content across several Meredith sites, she enjoys all things fitness-related, binge-watching "Whose Line is it Anyway" episodes and fully embracing her self-diagnosed peanut butter addiction.

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