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The Catchiest Song About "Slutoween" You'll Hear All Year

If you still don't have a Halloween costume together, you might be tempted to throw on a pair of cat ears and not much else. Hey, it's easy and everyone loves a sexy cat. (Or should they? As this video from Emotistyle points out, cats are your pets; you probably shouldn't be having sexual feelings for your pets.) Before you go the Slutoween route, this hilarious video has some ideas (Go as Bill Cosby!) and sage advice (Keep your tits in!). 

I've been jamming out to this all day and can say I have a new favorite fashion blog and new favorite rap line:  "It's called Halloween, not Hello Hard Weeny."

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