Tell people how you really feel with these cheeky tops and audacious accessories. All the sass—except you won’t have to say a word.

 

Red Wine Tee

 

 

For all you wine lovers out there, here’s a shirt that’ll let everyone know just how much you appreciate a delicious red. We love the idea of pairing this three-quarter sleeve with a simple black skater skirt and choker. Swipe on your fave berry lipstick as a wine-stained-looking finishing touch.

To Buy: Nordstrom Rack, $27.20

 

Uh Huh Honey Hat

 

 

Rep Yeezy wherever you go with this coral baseball cap. Woke up late and didn’t have time to do your hair? No worries. Let this sassy hat do the talking. It’d also look cute with these fun pigtail hairstyles for adults.

 

To Buy: Rue 21, $6.99

 

Laters Bodysuit

 

 

Some days you just don’t feel like dealing with other humans—let this bodysuit speak for itself. Wear it under black jeans and a floppy hat, or up the sass level with a leather skirt and choker.

 

To Buy: Forever 21, 12.90

 

Vogue Tee

 

 

That’s a lot of issues. But hey, no judgement here. We’d totally rock this tee with a chunky statement necklace, jeans, and booties.

 

To Buy: 6th & 6th, $15

 

Boss Lady Earrings

 

 

Let everyone know who’s large and in charge with these chatty hoops. Wear them with a sleek ponytail or updo to give your ears the spotlight.

 

To Buy: Charming Charlie, $12

 

Nap Queen Pillow

 

 

This pillow speaks to us on a spiritual level, TBH. Anyone who walks into your living room or bedroom will know exactly what you’re all about (hitting snooze!).

 

To Buy: Target, $17.99

 

Girls Support Girls Tee

 

 

We’re obsessing over this girl power outfit. Show your support for females everywhere with this adorable tee—pair it with your go-to jeans, and you’re Instagram-ready.

 

To Buy: Daisy Natives, $30

 

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Drop It Sports Bra

 

 

This sports bra has us wanting to drop some squats… and how often does that happen? Wear it to the gym and let the words (and your booty) do all the talking.

 

To Buy: Rue 21, $6.99

 

Resting Beach Face Hat

 

 

You’re lounging in the sun on the beach, and all you want is to enjoy your alone time. You won’t even have to say, “Don’t bother me, I’m tanning,” because the hat will do it for you.

 

To Buy: Nordstrom, $40

 

Cosmic Socks

 

 

Let these socks peek out of your sneakers, and everyone around you will see that you’re on your own planet today. And for when you’re in a cheery mood, Yeah Bunny also makes socks that say, “you look great today.”

 

To Buy: Yeah Bunny, $14

 

Lashes Pouch

 

 

We may not be perfect, but with the right tools, our makeup can be. Use this pouch to keep makeup in (your lash stash?) or as a pencil case on the go.

 

To Buy: Charming Charlie, $12

 

Queen Coffee Mug

 

 

Make sure your subjects know who’s boss with this royal coffee mug. Whatever you drink out of it (could be coffee, could be wine) will surely be fit for a queen.

 

To Buy: Bed Bath & Beyond, $7.99

 

Taco Pajamas

 

 

While we adore Victoria’s Secret’s silky PJs, these taco pajamas are something we can seriously get behind. Does wearing these up our chances of sweet—er, savory—dreams?

 

To Buy: Forever 21, $14.90

 

I Am Very Busy Phone Case

 

 

AKA, leave me alone. This phone case says the things you don’t have time to say.

 

To Buy: Nordstrom Rack, $14.97

 

Namasté Tee

 

 

We’ve all seen the “nama-STAY in bed” shirts, but what about the gals who love to party? Here’s a top that shows off your ~zen~ side, while also showcasing your admiration for local drinking establishments. What else could you possibly need?

 

To Buy: Francesca's, $25

 

Suns Out Buns Out Swim

 

 

We’re all about these trendy one pieces with snarky sayings on them, but we especially love this sunny yellow one. Stand out on the beach in banana, and don’t be afraid to sun your buns.

 

To Buy: REVOLVE, $99

 

Meow Choker

 

 

Add the perfect touch of spunk to your outfit with this flirty feline choker. Wear it for your next night out with a minidress and heels, and you’ll have all the boys purring.

 

To Buy: Claire's, $4.79

 

Killin’ It Undies

 

 

For a constant reminder that you are *killing* the game lately, check out these chatty boyshorts. What’s better than motivational underwear?

 

To Buy: Rue 21, $3.99

 

Fries Before Guys Sweatshirt

 

 

Finally, a sweatshirt that emphasizes our love for French fries. Wear this on a cozy rainy day inside or with ripped black jeans for a day running errands.

 

To Buy: NORDSTROM, $51.90

 

Hustle Water Bottle

 

 

This water bottle makes us want to hit the gym, just so we can show it off. Why else would people go to the gym?

 

To Buy: Rue 21, $4.89