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Inventions By Irish Wizard

Hi, there. I am in the process of putting two inventions on the market. The first one should bring in six hundred million dollars. I want to sell my invention for one hundred and fifty million peanuts.

The other invention I want to make myself. This is worth a hell of a lot of money.

What am I going to do with this money? In Amsterdam, Holland, build a sports school. On the outskirts of Amsterdam, a camping site for homosexuals, lesbians, bisexual, heterosexuals, etc.

In Poland, I want to build a huge survival park for the public: Russia, Ukraine, Baltic states, Romania, Bulgaria, etc. That’s a lot of money coming in—one big hippie commune. Bring back flower power!

In Holland, I will build a huge farm with a large shed to work on my ideas and inventions. I will teach these young kids and they’ll make money for me. I have lots of good ideas, so I can’t wait to get started. Lennox revolution on the web!

Ciao, Irish Wizard. I feel like Leonardo di Vinci. My brain is full of great ideas … and all I need is money.