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14 Things You Wish You Could Say to Your Period

Because it's seriously the worst time of the month. Period.

How many times have you wished your period was actually a person so you could verbally and/or physically abuse the living hell out of it? Well we (quite literally) feel your pain, ladies. So, for all the excruciating times your menstrual cycle has waged a war on your uterus, made you hate the fact that you were a woman and not to mention forced you to do things you would never do in real life — here are 14 things we have all wished we could say every month of our post-pubescent, pre-menopausal lives.

1. Already!? You've got to be kidding me.

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2. Actually, I should have known you were coming. Totally explains my mood swings last week.

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3. Just promise me things will be different this time around.

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4. Wait. No, no, no, no, no. STOP. PLEASE. How could you betray me this way?

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5. Oh, and now you're coming to work with me? Perfect.

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6. Also, your sexist nature is appalling.

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7. If I had a dollar for every pair of underwear you've destroyed...

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8. Stop making me do things I wouldn't do in real life!

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9. No one even cares about what I'm going through. I'm so alone... at least we have each other.

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10. Wait. You're not my friend. You've seriously got to stop controlling my emotions. PLEASE.

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11. What is going on down there?! Are you trying to kill me?

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12. Ugh! You make me feel so gross. And horny. But gross. How is that even possible?

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13. That's it. I'm so over you. I welcome death with open arms.

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14. But hey, we do make a great team. Another month of pregnancy successfully avoided.

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Faith Brar

Faith is an Editorial/Social Media Assistant at Meredith Corporation from Boston. Her work has appeared in Shape, Fitness, Better Homes and Gardens, More and others. When not writing, Faith can be seen pounding a bag of Jalapeno chips, online shopping, out on a run or binge watching murder mysteries on Netflix with her main squeeze.

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