My daughter and I were at our local Wal-mart today with two of her children.
She was looking for a bicycle and kept walking down the line. My six-year-old grandson kept saying he needed a new one. When she wouldn’t answer him and just kept walking, he finally got tired of saying he needed a new one. He was quiet for about two minutes and then told her in a loud voice, “Mommy, I NEED a new bike, I want a HUMAN one!”
Needless to say, she couldn’t quite ignore that and she and I had a good laugh. He is now our little “alien.”