#Love & Sex

This Online Dating Flowchart is Everything You’ve Ever Wanted

by Rachel Weeks

This Online Dating Flowchart is Everything You’ve Ever Wanted

For those days when you just can’t with online dating.

Whether you’re a fan of online dating or an avid hater, some days you don’t have the energy to go through every picture and read every bio. Good news. Twitter user hepoindexter created a helpful flowchart that takes all of your first impression dealbreakers into account. For example, is it a mirror selfie? Hard pass. How about a picture of a cute pet? Sure, why not?

Hannah also took group pictures into account. Guys, seriously, you need to lose the group pictures. First, are you interested in anyone in the group picture? If no, swipe left. But if you might be, check out the next picture. Seriously though, if that dude has another group picture, shout at the heavens and move on. You’re not on Tinder to play Where’s Waldo.

Hannah nails most of our online dating pet peeves, but we do wish she could include a few more. For instance, what do you do when all the pictures are terribly pixelated? Or if every picture of him is a hunting picture? Do you swipe right on a good set of abs? Or run far away because he’s obviously quite pleased with himself? How do so many people on Tinder have pictures with baby tigers? Help us Hannah! We need your guidance!