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Top Ten Things I Swore I Would Never Say To My Kid (But I Do)

10. “Because I said so!”
9. “You. Are. In. BIG. Trouble.”
8. “If you have that ice-cream, it’ll ruin your appetite for dinner.”
7. “Because I’M the Mommy!”
6. “One more word and you’re not getting any birthday presents.”
5. “Let me get that booger.”
4. “Don’t ask why! Just do it!’
3. “Finish what’s on your plate or no dessert.”
2. “Don’t make me count to three!”
1. “I love you smooshikens lovesy bubbsy.”

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