This Is The Starbucks Drink You Are Based On Your Zodiac
by Jessica Banks
Ever wonder if you were more of an iced latte or green tea frappuchino? Well, the answer is in the stars.
With the recent news that the zodiac apparently is not what we’ve thought for our entire lives, we’ve all been having a bit of an identity crisis. If not the fiery, adventurous Aries I’ve always thought I was, what am I? Was that quiz that told me I’d be a golden retriever puppy a lie? Turns out, its not. NASA studies astronomy, not astrology—so while it’s super cool that NASA is announcing unknown constellations, we’re just going to go on our merry way and ignore the new and mysterious Ophiuchus until given a reason to do otherwise. To celebrate the end of the identity crisis, here’s a guide that tells you what kind of Starbucks drink you are based on the (original) zodiac.
Bold and adventurous but a child at heart, you would definitely be a Starbucks Caramel Waffle Cone Creme Frappuccino. The real waffle cone bits and flavored syrup play to your inner child while the dark caramel (not to be confused with the regular, light-colored sauce) accentuates the dynamic adventurer that lives within.
Calm, cool, and collected, the Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher is the perfect beverage to describe this zodiac sign. The blend of lime juice, mint and green coffee extract is as energizing as it is refreshing, which perfectly compliments the Taurus’ reserved and mellow nature.
Gemini characterizes some of the most individualistic and curious people within the zodiac, so the unique Iced Coconut Milk Mocha Macchiato is perfectly suited as Gemini’s spirit drink. The complex combination of white chocolate mocha, espresso roast, caramel and Sumatran coconut milk create a balanced, five-layer beverage which highlights the multifaceted nature of this sign.
Cancers tend to be family-oriented, compassionate and sensitive. For this zodiac, the S’mores Frappuccino is perfect. The marshmallow-infused whipped cream, along with vanilla flavor, milk chocolate sauce and graham cracker crumble brings back memories of evenings spent around a campfire with loved ones, which is perfect for the sign that savors nostalgia.
Honest and direct, what beverage is better to describe a Leo than the straight-up, no-nonsense signature Espresso? This beverage has a purpose, and no chocolate or whipped cream is going to get in the way of that. Thta’s not to say this drink isn’t great—with its rich flavor and high effectiveness, it’s a fan favorite, perfect to describe all the charismatic leaders that happen to be Leos.
Kind, compassionate, and always there when you need them, Virgos would totally be Vanilla Creme Frappuccinos. This rich and creamy blend is delicious, but also incredibly reliable. You know exactly what you’re getting with this one, just like you do with the ever-considerate and understanding Virgos of the world.
Famous for their peace-loving and nonjudgmental nature, Libras would be Green Tea Creme Frappuccinos. With untanglable ties to Zen philosophy, macha is said to simulate mental alertness and a calm, meditative state, which makes it perfect for the sign that puts high value on harmony and balance.
Scorpios are powerful, dramatic and passionate, the perfect zodiac to be represented by the Tevana Shaken Iced Passion Tango Lemonade. This thoroughly blended and shaken beverage calls attention to the complex nature of Scorpios and the intricate balance of intense personality traits that characterize them.
The enthusiastic and free-spirited Sagittarius would make the perfect Berry Hibiscus Starbucks Refresher. The sweet berry flavors accented by subtle hints of hibiscus compliment the Sagittarius’ personality, a mix of fun and focused intelligence.
Capricorns tend to be ambitious and responsible, albeit cautious and conservative. For that reason, this star sign would be Freshly Brewed Starbucks Iced Coffee. This sign’s beverage is refreshing and effective without any crazy extra ingredients, reflective of the sign’s conventional, no-nonsense nature.
These trendsetters are intellectual and innovative humanitarians who tend to march to the beat of their own drum. Perhaps upon first glance, they seem much like everybody else—but there’s definitely a little bit of spice to every Aquarius. The Chile Mocha drink contains the typical, sweet and welcoming flavors like cocoa, cinnamon and vanilla, it comes with a kick from ancho and cayenne chile spices that will shake even the sleepiest of people awake.
Due to their sensitive, compassionate and understanding nature, Pisces excel at drawing people in and putting them at ease—just like the Starbucks Orange Cream Soda. Composed of tangy orange, soothing vanilla and herbal and floral accents, this drink parallels the many awesome attributes of Pisces.