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$69.99 $49.99

Tesla came up with all sorts of inventions and has sort of become the poster scientist for awesomeness now. Sure he wasn't perfect.... Sure he was a bit crazy. But he was always on time for his appointments. (Ed. note: We made that up.) And now you can be, too, with the new Tesla Watch.The Tesla Watch goes with your steampunk aesthetic. With a weathered-brass look on all the metal parts, this analog watch features a leather strap... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

ThinkGeek
$9.99 $1.99

Star Wars Gifts: Many of us came to our love of Star Wars early in life, and, as you well know, being a young geek isn't always ea...sy. It can be hard to find friends who understand you and like you for who you are. (Actually, it's true for adults, too, we just care less.) But no matter how many pop quizzes you have to sit through and how many different schools you attend, your imaginary friends always come with you. These little Star Wars Rebel Friends Hoth Cookie Cutters are ready and willing to be friends... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

Classic Imports / Funky People
$49.99 $39.99

If you're drinking water out of these glasses, chances are some of those water molecules are older than the solar system depicted ...on the glasses. A study whose results were published September 2014 in Nature found that 30-50% of the water on Earth was irregularly high in deuterium (heavy water), a substance that would have been present in greater quantities in the proto-planetary nebula. Drink your primordial water from this set of 10 glasses. The glasses for the 8 planets are identical in size... read more

Legends Of England Dba Alchemy Of England Inc
$34.99

We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, "That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that fo...r years." For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into your ear (like dragons do), but he doesn't require any special piercings; a single, standard earring hole will do. Gotta be in your right earlobe for this to work, though... read more

ThinkGeek
$19.99

We love the Enterprise. She's such a majestic ship, tearing through space at warp speed like it's nothing. Beneath that shiny, unr...uffled surface, everybody's favorite Constitution Class vessel is incredibly complicated. Do you love the Enterprise, too? Do you enjoy technical drawings? Do you need to drink to survive? Well, then, mammal - you're in luck! We've combined all three in one product with this Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 Coasters Set of 6... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

ThinkGeek
$19.99 $4.99

Gunpowder. Sweat. Stale beer. Smoke. Broken Dreams. Blood. Whiskey. Blind hatred. These are the acrid smells of Joeyray's, a littl...e known, locals-only pub far off the beaten track in one of Mar Sara's most arid and disreputable districts. Rumoured to be the unofficial headquarters of infamous rebel Jim Raynor's uprising against all things Dominion, Joeyray's stands as a tribute to all those who walk tall in the face of tyranny, all those who oppose "our most beloved leader", A... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

Robe Factory
$159.99 $129.99

When Princess Leia disguised herself as Boushh in order to crack open a frosty one, she wasn't looking for a drink. Her tall, cold... one that day happened to be none other than Han Solo himself. However, in your universe it's probably more practical to opt for a standard refrigerator than a carbon freezing chamber (tibanna gas supplies being what they are today). The Han Solo Fridge really is big: it can hold up to 18 cans of soda... read more

ThinkGeek
$49.99 $34.99

Star Wars Gifts: When you're little, you are bombarded with mobiles and models made with styrofoam balls and shoebox dioramas and ...all sorts of interactive, creative ways to visualize our solar system. It's a good way to learn where we are in the universe, and it gives kids some perspective. Pale blue dot. So why not use similar methods to learn to visualize other solar systems, too? This Star Wars Planetary Glassware Set lets you gaze upon otherworldly beauty while drinking your orange juice. Or blue milk... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

Crowded Coop Llc
$69.99 $39.99

Space: the final frontier. With this messenger bag at your side, you can explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civ...ilizations and boldly go where no bag has gone before. This bag works on multiple levels, since it has plenty of space inside it for exploration, too. These Star Trek TNG Uniform Messenger Bags feature the red, blue, and gold division colors of ST:TNG along with a metal combadge affixed to the exterior... read more

Mighty Fine
$44.99 $34.99

One of the problems with playing too much DOTA is that you find yourself trying to apply its mechanics to real life. For instance,... you cannot solo a lane on the highway. Well, you can call it, but you can't count on anybody to listen, no matter which hero you're playing. (Actually, now that we think about it....) And the hard lane at the grocery store tends to be the one down the middle, with the cookies and candy... read more

ThinkGeek
$29.99 $19.99

Straight from the Vital Apparatus Vent comes the Companion Cube. It will accompany you through the test chamber. We expect you wil...l take care of it while it is in your possession. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak, threaten you, or stab you. (That paranoia you feel is totally normal.) In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice, especially if said advice pertains to the veracity of cake... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

ThinkGeek
$12.99 $9.99

It's no secret that those of us here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ are, for the most part, not morning people. Some of our more... recent acquisitions are, but generally if you catch an employee before 8 a.m., we're not likely to respond positively. Heck, if you schedule a same-day meeting before 10 a.m., some of us won't know about it until after we've missed it... read more

Kiddesigns, Inc.
$49.99

Star Wars Gifts: We're fans of action figures around here, so we have a lot of collectibles on display at our houses (and on our d...esks) that really have no purpose. (Except, obviously, to declare our awesomeness to all onlookers.) So we're always pleasantly surprised when a product comes along that both fulfils our fandom desire and provides another function.Meet the iHome Millennium Falcon Bluetooth® Speaker. When you're not using it, it's a lovely Millennium Falcon on an acrylic stand... read more

Mighty Fine
$44.99 $34.99

We were just perusing some of the other Cap dress options out there, and we came across this description on a competitor's site: S...uit up as the Cap in this costume dress! "The Cap?" That makes us wonder if we're required to wear a nametag with that dress that identifies us as "Tennille." (Yes, we're old. All you kids get offa our lawn. *shakes Ruby Rhod's Microphone Cane at younguns*) This Captain-America-inspired dress has been updated with Cap's uniform in Avengers: Age of Ultron... read more

Robe Factory
$199.99 $64.99

It's ironic that this is basically a Borg mood light. After all, if a Borg drone experienced intense emotion, its auto shutoff mec...hanism would kick in since this was "interpreted as a sign of disconnection from the hive mind." So basically, don't get too excited over this Borg cube or you might have those higher brain functions shut down. We've named this the "Star Trek Borg Cube Glowing Chair," but it can be a lot of other things if you don't feel the need for glowing illumination on your butt... read more

ThinkGeek
$49.99 $39.99

Bluetooth® speakers tend to be small with a spherical or cube-shaped design. If that's not your aesthetic, you're often out of luc...k. This little Mini Vintage Bluetooth Stereo, however, is a different form factor entirely - one from the era of the Magnavox Odyssey and Schoolhouse Rock. With a look from the 70s when the hot "fi" of the day was "hi" not "wi," this receiver and speaker set pack today's technology into a classy faux woodgrain paneled exterior... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

Salesone Llc
$39.99 $19.99

Star Wars Gifts: You know what R2-D2 taught us a long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away)? That although the universe is big, eve...n the smallest droid can make a difference. It doesn't matter if it seems like nobody understands you. Or if you feel like you have a huge responsibility on your tiny shoulders. With tenacity and dedication (and the occasional well-deserved bleep), you can do it. We hope BB-8 follows in R2's footst - um. Treads. Yep. Treads... read more

ThinkGeek
$19.99 $12.99

Star Wars Gifts: In the summertime, popular beaches get so crowded. It's hard to find a parking space within walking distance, let... alone a 6 foot square of sand to claim as your own. It's just better to rent a room nearby and leave your vehicle behind.This Star Wars X-Wing Beach Towel lets you take your favorite vehicle with you to the beach. No parking space required. Well, that 6 foot square of sand is all it needs. It gives you someplace to stretch out and relax... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

Han Cholo, Inc.
$49.99 $24.99

Star Wars Gifts: It's a Friday night and it's been a long week. Princess threatened, Alderaan destroyed, all those Stormtroopers. ...Sigh. It's times like these Vader is glad the door to his quarters has a lock. He makes a nice cup of tea, puts on some B'eEthoven, and treats himself to something to make him feel pretty. With the gloves and the cybernetics, he never gets to wear jewelry out, or at least not so anybody else can admire it... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
$14.99

Well, we know which you are. But which is the person reading your shirt? You can probably figure it out by the lag time before the... reaction. 0-1 second: This person recognizes that you frequently wear amusing shirts and didn't actually take the time to read this one. 2-4 seconds: This person read it once and got it immediately. 5-9 seconds: This person read it, got confused, and then reread for clarification. (The "lightbulb moment" is often visible with these folks.) >10 seconds: Yeaaah... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
$14.99

If you can read this, thank a teacher, as the bumper sticker goes, or whomever taught you how to read. And then thank science. It'...s science that's making those photons strike your retina. It's science that's allowing the data to be transferred from our database to your screen -- through the air in many cases, we bet. It's science that allows us to create this shirt by applying a suspension of PVC particles to cotton fabric... read more

ThinkGeek
$9.99 $2.99

Star Wars Gifts: Many of us came to our love of Star Wars early in life, and, as you well know, being a young geek isn't always ea...sy. It can be hard to find friends who understand you and like you for who you are. (Actually, it's true for adults, too, we just care less.) But no matter how many pop quizzes you have to sit through and how many different schools you attend, your imaginary friends always come with you. These little Star Wars Rebel Friends Endor Cookie Cutters are ready and willing to be friends... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

Robe Factory
$49.99 $39.99

Ever since he was frozen in ice, Captain America has had a thing against cold. And the cold he hates most of all is the frigid evi...l of a cold floor. That's why he had a bunch of rugs made. These rugs protect his toesies, while also making his room look snazzy. And his favorite rug is this Captain America Printed Round Rug! Each Captain America Printed Round Rug is about 52" in diameter - much larger than Cap's actual shield. BUT, it's got the same pattern... read more

Robe Factory
$29.99 $14.99

Kirk: We have a flop. Spock: We have a what, Captain? Kirk: A place to sleep. Spock: One might have said so in the first place. - ..."The City on the Edge of Forever" We're glad "flop" has gone out of popular use. We prefer it relegated to the swimming pool or the movie theater, and not associated with the place we like to relax. Speaking of relax, we're all about having comfy stuff to wear around the aforementioned places we like to relax... read more

Kurt S Adler Inc
$24.99 $14.99

It's here. It's actually here. A crate from Italy, we think, because it says: Fraa-jeee-lay on the side. And inside the crate was ...10 smaller crates, all connected with wire. After opening all 10 crates, we were the proud owners of a string of Major Awards. Of course, they are a bit smaller than the one the dad wins in A Christmas Story, but that doesn't make them any less special. You can have some too, if you get some Christmas Story Leg Lamp String Lights... read more

Mighty Fine
$49.99 $24.99

What sound does a spaceship make as it goes by? It goes SWOOSH! (Okay, so work with us here. When it's in the vacuum of space, it ...ain't going to go swoosh, but, then again, what are you doing listening to spaceships while floating in space? Hmm?) But very few pieces of Starfleet clothing go swoosh. The uniforms most certainly don't. Let's fix that with a maxi dress in which you can go swoosh if you so desire... read more

ThinkGeek
$9.99 $4.99

Star Wars Gifts: A Star Wars fan's day is never done. There are long hours at work or school, including answering Google Calendar ...invites via the phones while we're supposedly on our lunch hour. "No, I can't attend the evening of December 17th. I'm going to be busy." There are reddit boards we can't/shouldn't access at school or work that we check out on our phones instead. Once the day is over, there's the RebelForce Radio and ForceCast podcasts while stuck in rush hour traffic... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
$14.99

Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don t...his fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' written front and center in white. read more

Changes
$14.99

In the periodic table of elements, on the far left side, restlessly sits the alkali-metal series. Their single valence electron is... like an armored punch to the face of the elements on the other-side of the periodic table; the halogens. We theorize, therefore, that it's no accident that the lyrics to the theme song of the classic 60's celebration of superhero camp makes no less than sixteen references to Sodium, the second in the alkali-metal series... read more

ThinkGeek
$19.99 $9.99

Star Wars Gifts: For an astromech droid, Artoo sure does spend a lot of time holding things for other people. He's sort of like a ...mom with a big purse. Messages for Obi-Wan. A fire extinguisher. Luke's lightsaber. Kenny Baker. The list goes on. And now he can hold something for you, too: your cereal. Or soup. This set of 4 melamine bowls is decorated like everybody's favorite astromech droid: R2-D2. Each holds around 18 fl. oz., perfect for that sundae made with ice cream fresh-churned from blue milk... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
$14.99

There is nothing more frustrating on this Earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problem...s. Of course, if your job description dictates that you have to fix other peoples computers, then there is nothing so frustrating as being forced to do so. ;) "I don't have a modem and can't connect to the Internet. Can you fix this?" (This example gives you some idea how long we've sold this shirt... read more

Robe Factory
$49.99 $19.99

We hardly ever get to see Natasha Romanoff during her downtime in the new Marvel Cinematic Universe. Her time as Tony Stark's assi...stant doesn't really count, because undercover is not the same as downtime. But she's definitely a woman with a specific style, and she'd want every last piece she owns to fit within her signature look... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
$14.99

As seen on The IT Crowd! We offer this shirt of ultimate disambiguation for your confused friends and colleagues. It's truly versa...tile. Works in a wide variety of situations. While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...? No. Could do me a favor and fix my comp...? No. Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of.... No. See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you. So many opportunities for "No... read more

Sapona Limited
$19.99 $4.99

The Second Doctor when offered a "bactial check" indignantly argues, "I'll let you know that our TARDIS is as sterile.... " The El...eventh Doctor, on the other hand, when the Silurians attempt to decontaminate him, cries out, "Remove all human germs, you remove half the things keeping me alive... read more

ThinkGeek
$24.99 $12.99

You have a busy lifestyle. You don't have time to be switching all your stuff from one purse to another to match your outfit and/o...r occasion. That's where this Byte Phone Wristlet by Pixelle comes in. When you're doing your daily traipsing around, it fits comfortably into your standard purse as a wallet. When you go out for that night on the town, it doubles as a convenient wristlet, which already has all your stuff in it... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

Allison Hourcade Dba Rocklove Jewelry
$49.99 $24.99

To purchase a silver bracelet or leather bracelet/necklace with this bead, click here. To see all our charm beads, click here. It'...s hard to say hi to somebody when you've got your hands full. We generally go for the head nod or the eyebrow wiggle. But this charm bead lets you greet to all you pass without any movement whatsoever which could potentially upset your delicate balance and bring into play the lack-of-coordination for which geeks are known. (Don't worry. Us, too... read more

ThinkGeek
$59.99 $14.99

"Do you have your books?" We remember hearing this query every morning before we headed out the door for school. Leaving the house... without having to lug our textbooks would have been an absence we would have noticed, we think. But now you can always have a good book with you with this Olde Book Backpack.See, the Olde Book Backpack looks like a book, and it also holds your books. With 2 lightly padded, adjustable straps, this backpack will show you're ready for the coming bibliocracy... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

Han Cholo, Inc.
$59.99 $44.99

From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend. The legend of Voltron: Defender of the Universe. A ...mighty robot, loved by good, feared by evil. As Voltron's legend grew, jewelry was forged and sold across the galaxy. Okay, not really across the galaxy. Just here on Earth. Well, we're willing to sell across the galaxy, but UPS can't even manage P.O. boxes, let alone Mars. Sorry, Curiosity. That Astronaut Ice Cream's gonna have to wait... Referenced in Ready Player One. read more

Han Cholo, Inc.
$74.99 $39.99

Star Wars Gifts: You wanna free Han Solo, you gotta be fearless and inventive. Maybe you don't have to go so far as to threaten an... intergalactic crime boss with a thermal detonator, but it couldn't hurt.This pendant's for those who are fearless and inventive. From our friends at Han Cholo, it's not subtle. They don't do subtle. They do "I'm here with a thermal detonator. Any questions?" With a chunky 30" box chain, this pendant features Han Solo frozen in carbonite stainless steel... read more

Robe Factory
$49.99 $14.99

Star Wars Gifts: She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. - Han Solo, Star Wars: A New Hope From the Mil...lennium Falcon to Leia dressed up as Boushh, Star Wars has taught us that exterior appearances can be deceiving. But we've known that for a long time. We never judge a book by its cover, except when it has super-epic cover art... read more

Salesone Llc
$19.99

Star Wars Gifts: Recently the phrase "Love you to the moon and back" from Guess How Much I Love You by Anita Jeram has been poppin...g up on all sorts of things. Cards. Plaques. Jewelry. But the love we need to express is bigger than that. So much bigger. Get your significant other a ring that says, "I love you to a galaxy far, far away and back." Well, not literally. What they literally say is "I love you" and "I know," the iconic exchange between Leia and Han. But, of course, we didn't need to tell you that... read more

Classic Imports / Funky People
$29.99 $7.99

The Hulkbuster suit is something of a backup plan. You hope that you won't have to use it, but it's there in case something goes w...rong and the Hulk can't be contained or placated by normal means. Just like a "rainy day fund," you don't actually want to use it unless there's an emergency.Keep your real-world emergency fund in this ThinkGeek-exclusive Hulkbuster bank, and no one but you will be able to get at it, not even the Hulk. Or you can keep money for anything in it, really... read more

Mighty Fine
$44.99 $12.99

Star Wars Gifts: One of our favorite tricks when traveling to galaxies nearby or far, far away is to pack things that work more th...an one way. Leggings that also work as tights under a skirt. A button-up shirt that also works as a casual jacket. And that's why reversible sweatshirts like this one rock.One side of this sweatshirt features a pair of TIE fighters and the other side features an all-over print of ship schematics on a graph paper design. This is a ThinkGeek exclusive... read more

ThinkGeek
$9.99

Landing in the middle of the ocean generally isn't good news. That is, unless you're an astronaut. The Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo... capsules all used the splashdown methodology to get back to Earth. The water eliminates the need for a braking rocket, but we imagine it still hurts like the worst bellyflop ever when you hit the surface of the ocean, even with a parachute. Fortunately, your tea doesn't have to worry about the repercussions of atmospheric reentry... Brought to you by ThinkGeek. read more

ThinkGeek
$29.99 $19.99

Here at ThinkGeek we were just wishing for a fully playable guitar built into a t-shirt when along came the Pixie of ROCK... she w...ailed with face melting guitar solo and *POOF* there it was in our hands...The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. We turned on the mini amp, cranked the volume to 11 and started to rock. As the Pixie explained, the Electronic Guitar Shirt is incredibly easy to play because each button on the neck is a major chord... read more

Araca Merchandise Lp
$24.99 $19.99

It's not all work for the Avengers. Nick Fury always makes sure that there's time in the summer to have a BBQ. Thor talks the gods... into providing a nice, clear sky and gently tenderizes the steaks with Mjölnir. If someone forgot the A1, Tony Stark can don the Iron Man suit and fly to the nearest supermarket to buy some. Cap's shield does double duty: it's an excellent serving tray during the meal and the projectile of choice for Avengers Ultimate Frisbee. (Be sure to let Hulk win... read more

Legends Of England Dba Alchemy Of England Inc
$24.99 $19.99

Wouldn't it be fun to have your own raven, trained like the ones from Game of Thrones? You could send it to Starbucks to fetch you... a coffee. (And they'd send an orange one out at the start of Pumpkin Latte season.) You could send it out with your party acceptances or declines instead of clicking the dropdown on Facebook. Oh wait. Even better. You know who we'd send ours to? We'd send it to folks who ignore our email. Good luck ignoring this one... read more

Junk Food Clothing Co
$49.99 $34.99

An invisible jet would be nice and all, but if we had that, we'd have to learn how to fly a jet. But a lasso of truth? We'll take ...that, any day. A little bit of lassoing practice, and we'd be ready to wrangle the truth out of anyone. Used car salesman? Lassoed to get us a fair and honest price. Coworker that we think has been stealing our lunch out of the fridge? Lassoed... read more

Legends Of England Dba Alchemy Of England Inc
$24.99 $8.99

When you're ranking the hordes of the undead, werewolves currently get short shrift in pop culture. Zombies get a lot of love, fig...uratively. Vampires get a lot of love, literally. Werewolves, not so much, except for Grimm and Teen Wolf. Does something on MTV even count? In other news, we see a reality show mashup: Teen Wolf Mom.This Wolf Bullet Earring & Stud set features a snarling wolf's head as the front of both pieces. The back of one of them looks like a bullet... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
$19.99

As seen on The IT Crowd! Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Ta...ke our new 'meh' shirt, for example. Writing copy shouldn't be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but sometimes indifference wins and creativity loses. In this case, we gave the writing job to our primary apparel merchant. The best she managed was to write "meh" on the back of a chinese delivery menu... read more

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