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Well, we know which you are. But which is the person reading your shirt? You can probably figure it out by the lag time before the... reaction. 0-1 second: This person recognizes that you frequently wear amusing shirts and didn't actually take the time to read this one. 2-4 seconds: This person read it once and got it immediately. 5-9 seconds: This person read it, got confused, and then reread for clarification. (The "lightbulb moment" is often visible with these folks.) >10 seconds: Yeaaah... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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If you can read this, thank a teacher, as the bumper sticker goes, or whomever taught you how to read. And then thank science. It'...s science that's making those photons strike your retina. It's science that's allowing the data to be transferred from our database to your screen -- through the air in many cases, we bet. It's science that allows us to create this shirt by applying a suspension of PVC particles to cotton fabric... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don t...his fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' written front and center in white. read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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There is nothing more frustrating on this Earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problem...s. Of course, if your job description dictates that you have to fix other peoples computers, then there is nothing so frustrating as being forced to do so. ;) "I don't have a modem and can't connect to the Internet. Can you fix this?" (This example gives you some idea how long we've sold this shirt... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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As seen on The IT Crowd! We offer this shirt of ultimate disambiguation for your confused friends and colleagues. It's truly versa...tile. Works in a wide variety of situations. While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...? No. Could do me a favor and fix my comp...? No. Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of.... No. See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you. So many opportunities for "No... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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As seen on The IT Crowd! Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Ta...ke our new 'meh' shirt, for example. Writing copy shouldn't be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but sometimes indifference wins and creativity loses. In this case, we gave the writing job to our primary apparel merchant. The best she managed was to write "meh" on the back of a chinese delivery menu... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you'll enjoy being the... source of their frustrations as you stride down the fluorescent hallways with this fine koan of a t-shirt. Black t-shirt emblazoned with the phrase "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't" written front and center in white ink. If you don't get it, you just shouldn't get it, now should you? ;)S-3X are 4... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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That night when you're rolling well, when the dice are with you, when everything's going your way... those games are great. Better... if it's going that way for the whole adventuring party. And stellar if somebody remembered that can of Rotel Diced Tomatoes and Green Chilies for the queso. But you know where your war stories come from? The failures. The really epic, spectacular failures... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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These sorts of folks think they're more important than you. Know how we know that? No matter what you're doing (which was saving t...he world, BTW, not that they asked), it's less important than whatever they need you to do. Am I right? Printers. Networking. Even proofreading. Whatever it is, the world will end if you don't fix it for them. Right. Now. Whatever you're doing can wait. Never mind that the stars only align like this once every 172 years. There's a fax machine broken... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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You know what prompted this shirt. One too many incredulous "What are you still doing here?" (emphasis on word of choice, all equa...lly annoying) from the boss. Here's the mental conversation you get to have at that moment: "Oh wait. I know what I'm still doing here. I'm fixing the stuff you so graciously broke earlier today... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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Much like underwear, passwords are a good thing to change fairly regularly. You never know when you're going to be in an accident ...and somebody's going to see your password. *furrows brow* No, wait. Let's begin again. This statement, it's honest. It's good advice. However, it's not innocent. Nobody can accuse you of being threatening with it, but there's that ominous overtone that maybe you know something.... "Change your password." in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt. read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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We saw a shirt that said, "Just shy, not anti-social. You can talk to me!" And we thought that was just about the worst idea for a... shirt ever. Who wears that? Shy folks who need more excitement in their lives and want to be terrified by roving bands of extroverts? So we made our own version of this shirt, just for y'all. "not shy. just don't like you." printed in white ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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You may call yourself a tinkerer, a techie, a builder, a hacker, a fabricator, a decontructionist, a DIY enthusiast, a maker, a ba...ker or even a candlestick maker. You have a compelling desire to understand how something works. You aren't content with LED status lights and plastic casings - you *need* to see the wiring and to understand which types of integrated circuits are being used (digital or mixed signal?). Your fingers show soldering iron scars... read more

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For one generation, the question was "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" All our customers remember the moment they found out ...about 9/11. But for a 10-15 year window of Americans in their 30s and 40s, the defining tragedy of our generation was the Challenger disaster. We know exactly what we were doing when we heard about it... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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As seen on The Big Bang Theory! You live and code by this alkaloid, why not wear your badge of addiction for all to see? Kind of l...ike a scarlet molecule. Except it's green. Caffeine molecule printed in Matrix green on a navy, S-3X are 4.3 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey, 4X are 6.0 oz 100% cotton jersey. Think we made a mistake? Here's some info... In chemical line-angle structures (like the structure of caffeine shown on our t-shirt), carbon and hydrogen are not usually shown explicitly... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irra...tional number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a mystical, transcendental, almighty number that will only finally be revealed when society as a whole puts on a bunch of purple felt jump suits and hitches a ride on a nearby comet. Those people aren't reading this description though. They are browsing the howtothinklikeaflower... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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Your neighbor has this piece of property which she quite erroneously refers to as a home. It's not a home; it's a swirling vortex ...of entropy. And since she sleeps like the dead (and has a snoring problem that really needs medical attention), she shouldn't mind you cleaning it. Who wouldn't want to wake up to perfectly organized closets and ironed underthings? So when your roommate floats the idea of sneaking over and shampooing said neighbor's carpet, it seems perfectly logical... read more

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Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained o...ur whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too... read more

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A new element is being added to the periodic table after its discovery was confirmed by a team of Russian and American scientists.... The element, named Surprise, appears to point the way to still more elements with chemical properties no one can predict. The team, based outside of Dimitrovgrad, Russia, produced the element by smashing together isotopes of thorium, a natural radioactive chemical element, with a bologna sandwich... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: St...ar Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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We offer this shirt of ultimate disambiguation for your confused friends and colleagues. It's truly versatile. Works in a wide var...iety of situations. Behold! While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...? No. Could do me a favor and fix my comp...? No. Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of.... No. See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you. The word "No... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: th...e original Star Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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If standard humans get 15 minutes of fame, geek fame is probably more properly measured in something like milliseconds (900,000) o...r femtoseconds (9 x 1017). Definitely not parsecs. But it seems like a lot when we express it in that kind of unit, doesn't it? That's basically forever, especially if you're waiting for your computer that long. Look, Excel, it's just a few little pivot tables.... Black 100% cotton ladies' shirt features the hashstag #GEEKFAMOUS in white ink on the front... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
$39.99 $29.99

You guys definitely do not feel meh about meh. Why do we say that? We've sold or given away over 100k products with the word on it... over the years (since July of 2006, when we first debuted our meh. shirt.) Shirts. Coffee mugs. Magnets. Case badges (remember those?). That's an awful lot of apathy. More than enough for everybody.Let meh. keep you warm so you don't have to express other emotions like surprise at the cold or sad because you can't feel your fingers... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
$39.99 $19.99

We offer this shirt of ultimate disambiguation for your confused friends and colleagues. It's truly versatile. Works in a wide var...iety of situations.While you're up, I was wondering if you'd get me...? No. Could do me a favor and fix my comp...? No. Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of.... No. See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you. So many opportunities for "No." So little time... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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Dear inhabitants of the Northern Hemisphere - Welcome to the shortest day of the year. Too bad it's not earlier in the week in 201...7. We all could use less of Mondays.It's a celebration for some, but mostly it just makes us want to hibernate. We thought we'd give you some solace for the solstice in the form of a t-shirt. An astronomical diagram of the winter solstice is printed on the front of this navy blue 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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Yeah, so they totally made up "Tesla-cize" above, but we're pitting the two inventors against each other in a strange fact-off.* T...hey duke it out. A winner is you! Wait. What? Tesla believed that both voice and image could be transmitted through the air. Click "Like" above if you just read that sentence over a wireless connection. He was a rocker. He rocked out... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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As part of our anniversary proceedings each year, we like to look back. And this year we looked back and saw few shirts looking ba...ck at us. This shirt, specifically, was one of them. Long before USB Car Charger all the things and Tactical all the things, there was a movement afoot at ThinkGeek to "got root?" all the things. At one point we had this t-shirt, a ladies' version, a hoodie, a bumper sticker, a baseball cap, a pullover sweatshirt, a visor, a hooded tee, and a bucket hat... read more

American Processing Lettering Inc Dba Ampro
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Our lawyers told us we had to add a disclaimer to this shirt's page. So here we go: The text of this shirt is not intended to enco...urage the wearer of this shirt or its readers to set things on fire... read more

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